﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>satire news stories on Newser</title><description>Read more satire stories on Newser</description><link>http://www.newser.com/taggrid/1135/satire.html</link><copyright>2009 - Newser</copyright><language>en-us</language><generator>Newser Feed Generator</generator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:39:55 CST</pubDate><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/73653/beck-loses-fight-against-satire-site.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Beck Loses Fight Against Satire Site</title><description>Glenn Beck came out on the losing end today in his attempt to shut down a satirical website the Fox News host alleged was defamatory and infringed on his trademark. And though an arbitrator ruled that “even a ‘moron in a hurry’ would not likely conclude that Complainant sponsored, endorsed,...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/73653/beck-loses-fight-against-satire-site.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:20:20 CST</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/73433/goats-fun-but-unfocused.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Goats Fun But Unfocused</title><description>The Men Who Stare at Goats , a farce loosely based on a non-fiction book about the US military's '80s effort to form a psychic unit, is wildly uneven but often hilarious, say critics. The "over-the-top, absurdist satire" will be "inevitably likened to Dr. Strangelove ," Owen Gleiberman writes at Entertainment Weekly...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/73433/goats-fun-but-unfocused.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 8:11:54 CST</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/73212/how-the-onion-writes-headlines.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>How the Onion Writes Headlines</title><description>The Onion 's writers have a backward way of generating stories: They come up with the headlines first. The staff devotes the first two days of each week to rejecting headlines like “Quick and Painless Overthrow of Taliban Enters Eighth Year” in favor of “US Continues Quagmire-Building Effort in Afghanistan....</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/73212/how-the-onion-writes-headlines.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:02:41 CST</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/73210/lampoon-lampoons-twilight-with-nightlight.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Lampoon Lampoons Twilight With Nightlight</title><description>She's a klutzy transplant to the Oregon town of Switchblade who falls for a computer geek with nosebleeds named Edwart. “Looking into his eyes I felt waves of electricity, currents of electrons charging towards me. Was this how it felt to be in love ... for robots?” Yes, it's Belle, but...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/73210/lampoon-lampoons-twilight-with-nightlight.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:27:39 CST</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/72903/catholics-rip-larry-for-whizzing-on-jesus.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Catholics Rip Larry for Whizzing on Jesus</title><description>The US Catholic League has complained about an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm that shows Larry David accidentally urinating on a painting of Jesus hanging in a bathroom. Other characters then think the painting is miraculously crying. "Was Larry David always this crude?" asked angry league president Bill Donahue. "Would...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/72903/catholics-rip-larry-for-whizzing-on-jesus.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 4:05:12 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/72268/balloon-boy-another-blow-to-trust.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Balloon Boy Another Blow to Trust</title><description>The Falcon Heene fiasco sums up the dilemma facing a society riddled with fake news, Photoshop fakes, and even fake Rush Limbaugh quotes, writes Daniel Henninger. "Reality TV" is the perfect metaphor for a world where you need to routinely "ask yourself whether what's in front of you is real,...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/72268/balloon-boy-another-blow-to-trust.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 3:35:00 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/69122/glenn-becks-lawyers-fight-defamatory-domain-name.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Glenn Beck's Lawyers Fight 'Defamatory' Domain Name</title><description>Can a domain name be defamatory? When that domain name is GlennBeckRapedandMurderedaYoungGirlin1990.com, maybe it can be, Ars Technica reports. Beck’s lawyers were on the case within 2 days. They’ve both pressured its host to give up the name of the site’s anonymous proprietor, and filed a trademark complaint with...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/69122/glenn-becks-lawyers-fight-defamatory-domain-name.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:11:57 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/68874/for-fake-presidents-competition-is-fierce.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>For Fake Presidents, Competition Is Fierce</title><description>Think impersonating the president is a joke? For the professional actors trying to scratch their way to the top—to become First Impersonator—it's serious business, Slate reports. "I see this as a chance to grow as a dramatic actor," says one faux Obama. "Besides, it can be very lucrative....</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/68874/for-fake-presidents-competition-is-fierce.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:15:40 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/68652/oops-onion-dupes-bangladeshi-papers-on-fake-moon-landing.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Oops: Onion Dupes Bangladeshi Papers on Fake Moon Landing</title><description>Satire just doesn't translate well. Two Bangladeshi newspapers have apologized to readers after breathlessly reporting a US scoop: Neil Armstrong thinks the moon landing was a hoax! Problem is, the story appeared in the Onion . 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