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10 Celebs Who Are Lousy in Bed

Evann Gastaldo — Sun, 13 May 2012 14:25:05 CDT

Just because someone is rich and famous does not, apparently, guarantee he or she is also good in the sack. The Frisky lists 10 celebrities who've gotten less than fantastic reviews from their former partners: Eminem : "He's not very well endowed," Kim Mathers once said. "If you're going to have...

Paris Hilton Single Hurts the World's Collective Ear

Kate Schwartz — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 13:43:43 CST

It's tough to expect much from Paris Hilton in the musical arena, but it seems the Internet didn't expect something quite this awful: A spoken-word techno song (that's right) whose first line is "I went out the other night, to, you know, dance with my bitches." The lines that follow...

Waterboarding, Paris Hilton Liked More Than Congress

Matt Cantor — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:50:05 CST

A Gallup poll released Wednesday finds that Americans' approval of Congress has hit yet another record low: 10%. There aren't many institutions Americans have liked less over the last 50-or-so years, according to Gallup: Only Fidel Castro, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, and OJ Simpson detective Mark Fuhrman have ever...

Paris: I've Achieved All My Career Goals

Evann Gastaldo — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 10:48:23 CDT

Well, isn’t this nice? In a new interview with the AP , Paris Hilton says she has achieved all her professional goals, by the ripe old age of 30. "I have done everything that I wanted to do and I feel very blessed that I have been very successful on every...

Paris Hilton Drug Prosecutor Nabbed for Crack

Matt Cantor — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 09:08:05 CDT

A top Las Vegas drug prosecutor is getting a view from the other side: He's been arrested for allegedly buying crack cocaine, the Las Vegas Review-Journal reports. David Schubert, who has prosecuted the likes of Paris Hilton and Bruno Mars, was spotted buying the drug from a street dealer on...

Guy Steals Paris Hilton's Birthday Cake

Evann Gastaldo — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 10:54:10 CST

The nation’s newest folk hero? According to Gawker , it’s a former Yale student and current DJ/musician who calls himself PAZ … and who recently crashed Paris Hilton’s swanky 30th birthday party and stole her $2,000 cake. On his website , PAZ explains how it happened—it was his friend’s idea,...

Paris Hilton Launches ... a Motorcycle Team

Evann Gastaldo — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 10:09:05 CST

Paris Hilton: “ Singer ,” “ actress ,” perfume-hawker … motorcycle enthusiast? Yes, the socialite’s latest venture is a MotoGP racing team, which she launched this weekend in Madrid, the Daily Mail reports. She’ll scout for drivers for “SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton,” and the team will compete next year—expect to see Hilton...

Why Nicole Didn't Invite Paris to Her Wedding

Evann Gastaldo — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 13:19:05 CST

One person who was not at Nicole Richie's nuptials this weekend: Paris Hilton. Richie agonized over whether to invite her ex-BFF to the wedding for months, friends tell PopEater , but after Hilton's cocaine arrest in Las Vegas, Richie decided to exclude her from the guest list. "Nicole is in a...

Places Some Celebs Aren't Allowed to Go

Kate Schwartz — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 10:58:29 CST

Lil Wayne may no longer be behind bars, but he found himself barred all the same while in Vegas. The rapper had planned to party (sober, we're assuming, since he's prohibited from drinking for three years) at the Wynn after a performance with Drake, only to find out he wasn't...