﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Jonas Brothers news stories on Newser</title><description>Read more Jonas Brothers stories on Newser</description><link>http://www.newser.com/taggrid/21683/jonas-brothers.html</link><copyright>2009 - Newser</copyright><language>en-us</language><generator>Newser Feed Generator</generator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:18:03 CST</pubDate><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/72588/concert-earnings-defy-recession.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Concert Earnings Defy Recession</title><description>Concert tours remained surprisingly strong this year despite the weak economy, with slightly more people heading out to see their favorite acts than in 2008. Gross revenue held steady at $1 billion for the period from May 1 to Sept. 1, matching earnings a year earlier. Big-name acts like Kenny...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/72588/concert-earnings-defy-recession.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:51:31 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/68377/celebs-you-dont-want-to-date.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Celebs You Don't Want to Date</title><description>If a celeb asks you out, it’s hard to say no. But do you really want to get beaten up, or be totally chaste for a few years? Emily Farris presents some “currently single stars we implore you to avoid like The Plague” for Nerve:  Chris Brown : Assuming you like...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/68377/celebs-you-dont-want-to-date.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:10:26 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/67637/mileys-bro-tattooed-nice-guy.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Miley's Bro: Tattooed Nice Guy</title><description>Miley Cyrus’ half-brother Trace is covered in tattoos, wants to beat up two-thirds of the Jonas Brothers, and says the best—and worst—advice he ever got was when “Tom Delonge from Blink-182 told me not to sleep with too many nasty girls on the road.” But the truly shocking...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/67637/mileys-bro-tattooed-nice-guy.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 9:21:13 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/65849/ferguson-why-our-world-is-so-stupid.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Ferguson: Why Our World Is So Stupid</title><description>Craig Ferguson thinks he’s figured out “why everything sucks.” He traces the decline of human society back to the ‘50s and ‘60s, when advertisers decided to target young people, so that they’d keep buying the same things when they got older. “They didn’t mean any harm by it,” he writes...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/65849/ferguson-why-our-world-is-so-stupid.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 17:15:39 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/63795/most-unsexy-beautiful-people.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Most Unsexy Beautiful People</title><description>Nerve’s list of the sexiest ugly people demands a counterpart, and here it is: The most unsexy beautiful people—those who may have symmetry and cheekbones—but no sex appeal.  Nicole Kidman: She’s like a Barbie. Who's 40. And Botoxed. And lifeless. Tom Cruise: He was a bonafide heartthrob until...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/63795/most-unsexy-beautiful-people.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:37:00 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/63345/eldest-jonas-brother-engaged.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Eldest Jonas Brother Engaged</title><description>Sorry, girls, only two chances left to snag a singing Jonas Brother. The eldest, Kevin, popped the question to his girlfriend on her New Jersey doorstep this morning, and "she said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row," he tells People . Kevin, 21, met Danielle Deleasa,...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/63345/eldest-jonas-brother-engaged.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:01:37 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/62721/jonas-brothers-test-waters-of-grown-up-music.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Jonas Brothers Test Waters of Grown-Up Music</title><description>The Jonas Brothers are cautiously courting a more mature audience with their new album, but they don’t want to leave their teeny-bopper past totally behind. “We are working to make that trade without having to give anything up,” Kevin Jonas tells Rolling Stone , but the pop sensations have no illusions....</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/62721/jonas-brothers-test-waters-of-grown-up-music.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:04:26 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/62709/musicians-who-can-teach-jonas-bros-how-to-grow-up.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Musicians Who Can Teach Jonas Bros. How to Grow Up</title><description>Hate the Jonas Brothers? You're not alone—but there’s hope for them yet. Lots of artists have made the leap from teen heartthrob to legitimate musician. J. Edward Keyes, in Rolling Stone, breaks them down:  The Beatles: It’s easy to forget now, but their pre- Rubber Soul stuff wasn’t exactly...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/62709/musicians-who-can-teach-jonas-bros-how-to-grow-up.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:31:01 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/60918/jonas-brothers-tested-and-tested-on-abstinence-mom.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Jonas Brothers 'Tested and Tested' on Abstinence: Mom</title><description>Fame doesn’t exempt sons from being embarrassed by their moms. Just ask the Jonas Brothers, who may be a little red-faced at reading what mom Denise told Good Housekeeping about their sex lives. “They are men. They have desires,” she said. “If they make a mistake, I’m not going to...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/60918/jonas-brothers-tested-and-tested-on-abstinence-mom.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:03:01 CDT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>