﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Bart Simpson news stories on Newser</title><description>Read more Bart Simpson stories on Newser</description><link>http://www.newser.com/taggrid/28626/bart-simpson.html</link><copyright>2009 - Newser</copyright><language>en-us</language><generator>Newser Feed Generator</generator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 6:37:34 CST</pubDate><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/49129/ay-caramba-bart-makes-robo-call-for-scientology.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Ay, Caramba! Bart Makes Robo-Call for Scientology</title><description>Actress Nancy Cartwright’s affiliation with Scientology has escaped public notice for the most part, but those days could be over. Cartwright, the voice of Bart on The Simpsons , is featured on a robo-call announcing a church event, the Village Voice reports. The actress peppers the invitation to the “Mecca of...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/49129/ay-caramba-bart-makes-robo-call-for-scientology.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:18:07 CST</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/23542/cartmans-evil-is-his-appeal.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Cartman's Evil Is His Appeal</title><description>Eric Cartman—the foul-mouthed fat kid in the "South Park" foursome of misfit boys—has ridden his ability to do the unthinkable to No. 10 on TV Guide's top 50 cartoon characters of all time. What's the appeal, exactly, of a malicious, mean, lying, selfish 8-year-old? "I'd say within the...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/23542/cartmans-evil-is-his-appeal.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:16:00 CDT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>