Read more drunk stories on Newserhttp://www.newser.com/taggrid/28829/drunk.html2009 - Newseren-usNewser Feed GeneratorTue, 24 Nov 2009 7:31:43 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/73740/uk-cops-pull-suspected-drunk-pilot-off-united-jet.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagBritish police pulled a United Airlines pilot off a Chicago-bound plane today at Heathrow airport and charged him with being over the alcohol limit while on the job. Police and airline officials say Erwin Vermont Washington, 51, was pulled from United Airlines Flight 949 after a co-worker suspected him of...http://www.newser.com/story/73740/uk-cops-pull-suspected-drunk-pilot-off-united-jet.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagTue, 10 Nov 2009 18:33:53 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/73710/boston-subway-just-misses-woman.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagA Boston subway train came to a screeching halt just before hitting a woman who had fallen onto the tracks. She told authorities afterward she'd been drinking. Both the train's driver and another Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority employee have been hailed as heroes for their quick action.http://www.newser.com/story/73710/boston-subway-just-misses-woman.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagTue, 10 Nov 2009 12:10:28 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/73050/drunk-ewoks-storm-today-show-blogosphere.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagThe weekend's hottest viral video is a Today show segment that began with Halloween decorating tips and ended with a pair of Ewoks running wild. The Star Wars- themed show saw the Return of the Jedi supporting players earn a leading role by fighting, moonwalking, swilling a Boo-tini, and humping...http://www.newser.com/story/73050/drunk-ewoks-storm-today-show-blogosphere.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagSun, 01 Nov 2009 15:50:08 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/69987/hasselhoff-was-dizzy-not-drunk.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagThough it probably depends on your definition of “normal,” David Hasselhoff “is totally normal,” his lawyer tells E!, claiming the Hoff’s hospitalization Sunday wasn’t due to substance abuse. A bad combination of drugs—one for an ear infection and one that helps keep alcoholics from drinking—made him dizzy, his...http://www.newser.com/story/69987/hasselhoff-was-dizzy-not-drunk.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagTue, 22 Sep 2009 9:32:23 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/69680/all-time-best-tv-and-movie-drunks.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagEveryone likes a funny drunk, right? Barstools lists the most lovable movie and TV boozehounds of all time: Who comes to mind first? Norm Peterson from Cheers , of course. "The crowd shouted 'Norm' every time he walked through the door to belly up to the bar." Will and Grace sidekick...http://www.newser.com/story/69680/all-time-best-tv-and-movie-drunks.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagSat, 19 Sep 2009 11:25:49 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/69425/guinness-heiress-in-court-for-drunken-striptease-on-plane.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagA descendant of the Guinness brewing family got so drunk on a long flight that she "cavorted" with a male passenger, took off her skirt, and threw her son’s dirty diaper into a row of seats, observers say. A flight attendant said “she had absolutely no clue about the child...http://www.newser.com/story/69425/guinness-heiress-in-court-for-drunken-striptease-on-plane.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagTue, 15 Sep 2009 6:11:00 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/68811/i-didnt-choke-tila-tequila-merriman.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagShawne Merriman denies choking Tila Tequila and says he was trying to keep her from leaving his home because she was so drunk he was worried she would hurt herself, the Los Angeles Times reports. The San Diego Chargers linebacker released a statement after being arrested yesterday when the reality-TV...http://www.newser.com/story/68811/i-didnt-choke-tila-tequila-merriman.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagMon, 07 Sep 2009 15:55:40 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/57024/japanese-boy-band-star-found-drunk-naked-screaming.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagA member of SMAP, Japan’s most famous boy band, was arrested today after he was found naked, drunk and screaming in a public park at 3am, Asahi Shimbun reports. Tsuoyoshi Kusanagi, 34, reportedly screamed “What’s wrong with being naked?” at an officer while being removed. He had consumed so much...http://www.newser.com/story/57024/japanese-boy-band-star-found-drunk-naked-screaming.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagThu, 23 Apr 2009 16:00:49 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/56793/at-london-bar-patrons-breathe-their-liquor.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagTwo British entrepreneurs have opened a truly innovative bar—where alcohol is inhaled rather than drunk, ABC News reports. London’s Alcoholic Architecture fills a room with gin and tonic vapor, which patrons covered in protective suits breathe in for around $7 an hour. "We're reinventing the gin and tonic," creator...http://www.newser.com/story/56793/at-london-bar-patrons-breathe-their-liquor.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagTue, 21 Apr 2009 18:28:32 CDT