﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>John Cleese news stories on Newser</title><description>Read more John Cleese stories on Newser</description><link>http://www.newser.com/taggrid/28948/john-cleese.html</link><copyright>2009 - Newser</copyright><language>en-us</language><generator>Newser Feed Generator</generator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:08:36 CST</pubDate><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/73135/nj-gov-hopeful-runs-afoul-of-monty-python.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>NJ Gov Hopeful Runs Afoul of Monty Python</title><description>Republican Chris Christie holds a razor-thin lead over incumbent Jon Corzine in the New Jersey governor's race, and now he has five more potential opponents—the members of Monty Python, who are considering suing the former US Attorney for violating their copyright. An online ad the campaign swiftly yanked from...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/73135/nj-gov-hopeful-runs-afoul-of-monty-python.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:40:49 CST</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/70828/cleese-hits-stage-to-fund-20m-divorce.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Cleese Hits Stage to Fund $20M Divorce</title><description>Hit with a $20 million divorce settlement, John Cleese is taking to the stage for the first time in four years to raise some cash—and have a little fun airing his outrage at the payout to his third wife. A Ludicrous Evening with John Cleese… or How to Finance...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/70828/cleese-hits-stage-to-fund-20m-divorce.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 8:19:57 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/67144/cleese-not-laughing-about-20m-divorce.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Cleese Not Laughing About $20M Divorce</title><description>Holy Monty Python. John Cleese has a whopping $20 million check to write in a California divorce settlement, and he's not happy about it. “What I find so unfair is that if we both died today, her children would get much more than mine," grumbled the 70-year-old star. American psychotherapist...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/67144/cleese-not-laughing-about-20m-divorce.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 3:36:00 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/58995/these-twittering-geeks-need-your-support.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>These Twittering Geeks Need Your Support</title><description>With all the normal people suddenly overrunning Twitter, “we have to stick together, and keep the geek community thriving,” writes GeekDad Ken Denmead for Wired . He’s compiled a list of 100 geeks worth following. Here are a few:  Wil Wheaton (wilw): Blogger, writer, and, oh yeah, Wesley Crusher. Al Yankovic...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/58995/these-twittering-geeks-need-your-support.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 13:02:01 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/54073/who-gave-guy-a-shiner.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Who Gave Guy a Shiner?</title><description>Uh-oh. Guy Ritchie showed up with a black eye after a night out in London, the Sun reports. No word on where the mystery shiner came from… could this have anything to do with his less-than-flattering nickname for tough ex-wife Madonna? More gossip: The recession has hit celebrity divorces. John...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/54073/who-gave-guy-a-shiner.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 12:02:52 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/23957/cleese-wants-to-be-obama-speechwriter.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</guid><title>Cleese Wants to be Obama Speechwriter</title><description>British comedian John Cleese has endorsed Barack Obama and says he stands ready to be a speechwriter for his chosen candidate. "If Barack Obama gets the nomination, I'm going to offer my services to him as a speechwriter," the California-based Cleese tells the UK's Western Daily Press, "because I think...</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/23957/cleese-wants-to-be-obama-speechwriter.html?utm_source=syn&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=tag</link><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:15:38 CDT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>