Read more jokes stories on Newserhttp://www.newser.com/taggrid/30760/jokes.html2009 - Newseren-usNewser Feed GeneratorTue, 24 Nov 2009 5:12:17 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/61759/top-late-night-jokes-about-bristol-palin.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagThe barbs flying between Sarah Palin and David Letterman over which daughter he’s been making fun of (she says it’s 14-year-old Willow, he says it’s 18-year-old Bristol) moved Daniel Kurtzman, on About.com, to go to the videotape. He found none about Willow and enough about Bristol to make it...http://www.newser.com/story/61759/top-late-night-jokes-about-bristol-palin.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagSat, 13 Jun 2009 10:53:10 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/61730/now-backs-palin-against-dave-with-a-but.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagSarah Palin has a new ally in her feud with David Letterman: the National Organization for Women. "The sexualization of girls and women in the media is reaching new lows these days," NOW says on its website, taking particular offense at Letterman's remark about Palin looking like a "slutty" flight...http://www.newser.com/story/61730/now-backs-palin-against-dave-with-a-but.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagFri, 12 Jun 2009 10:43:01 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/60273/peterson-calls-radio-show-to-joke-about-prison.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagThat Drew Peterson is quite a card. In prison on charges of murdering his third wife, Peterson called a Chicago radio station this morning to crack jokes about prison life, reports TMZ. Among other things, Peterson told the Mancow & Cassidy show on WLS-AM that they should run a “Win...http://www.newser.com/story/60273/peterson-calls-radio-show-to-joke-about-prison.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagWed, 27 May 2009 16:14:14 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/58009/freelance-jokesters-pen-late-night-laughs.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagLate-night hosts don’t get all their gags in-house—scores of wannabe comedy writers bombard the likes of Jay and Dave with their one-liners, the Los Angeles Times reports, then anxiously wait for the show to air "to find out if you got a joke on or not,” says one. The...http://www.newser.com/story/58009/freelance-jokesters-pen-late-night-laughs.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagMon, 04 May 2009 14:05:43 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/51774/simon-isnt-planning-to-freeze-himself-after-all.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagEver the cool cat, Simon Cowell now says he was just kidding recently when he informed Britain’s prime minister he’d like to be frozen after his death, a rep for the American Idol judge tells the Mirror . The 49-year-old reportedly told Gordon Brown “I’d be doing the nation a service”...http://www.newser.com/story/51774/simon-isnt-planning-to-freeze-himself-after-all.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagWed, 25 Feb 2009 13:54:46 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/29047/how-to-win-the-caption-contest.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagWant to win the New Yorker 's cartoon caption contest? The first rule: Don't be too funny. So says recent winner Patrick House, who lays out his can't-miss strategy in Slate. Keep in mind that reading the New Yorker is an introspective pursuit, one of "lonesome withdrawal." Which means that...http://www.newser.com/story/29047/how-to-win-the-caption-contest.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagThu, 05 Jun 2008 18:35:03 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/29178/broken-glass-lands-cheeky-mooner-in-hospital.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagA Dutchman is recovering in a hospital after a mooning backfired, the AP reports. The 21-year-old prankster and two friends were running around the streets of Utrecht with their pants pulled down at the back, police said. The cheeky ringleader pushed his butt up against the glass of a restaurant...http://www.newser.com/story/29178/broken-glass-lands-cheeky-mooner-in-hospital.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagWed, 04 Jun 2008 13:39:06 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/27709/huckabee-jokes-about-gun-pointed-at-obama.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagAt an NRA convention today, Mike Huckabee quipped that an offstage sound was Barack Obama leaping from a loaded gun. “That was Barack Obama,” the former Arkansas governor said. “He just tripped off a chair. He's getting ready to speak and somebody aimed a gun at him and he—he...http://www.newser.com/story/27709/huckabee-jokes-about-gun-pointed-at-obama.html?utm_source=syn&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tagFri, 16 May 2008 18:57:00 CDT