Our favorite delusional people in today's news.http://www.newser.com/2008 - Newseren-usNewser Feed GeneratorThu, 20 Nov 2008 4:54:32 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/36033/doc-i-think-im-on-reality-tv.html?refid=rss_all_defaultIn The Truman Show , Jim Carrey's life was nothing more than a reality TV program, with actors playing his friends and family and millions of viewers watching his every move. Those themes of surveillance and artificiality pervade the lives of a growing number of psychiatric patients—people who think they are always on camera, surrounded by performers, the New York Times reports.http://www.newser.com/story/36033/doc-i-think-im-on-reality-tv.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThu, 28 Aug 2008 6:43:31 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/22448/clinton-misspoke-about-dodging-bosnia-sniper.html?refid=rss_all_defaultHillary Clinton had to dodge sniper fire when she landed at the start of a goodwill tour of Bosnia in 1996—at least that’s what the senator said last week. But after an archive CBS news video showed the then-first lady smiling and waving without a single bullet whizzing by, her campaign conceded that she “misspoke.” One aide admitted the situation “was not quite as dramatic" as Clinton put it.http://www.newser.com/story/22448/clinton-misspoke-about-dodging-bosnia-sniper.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThu, 27 Mar 2008 5:13:50 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/22078/playgirl-proposes-spitzer-spread.html?refid=rss_all_defaultPlaygirl feels sorry for Eliot Spitzer, what with the public-opinion crucifixion and $1 million Hustler offer to call-girl “Kristen." He’s unemployed, and might face some stiff legal fees in the near future, so the girls are extending an offer on their blog: “How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few?”http://www.newser.com/story/22078/playgirl-proposes-spitzer-spread.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThu, 20 Mar 2008 16:35:27 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/22013/bin-laden-threatens-europe.html?refid=rss_all_defaultOsama bin Laden threatened Europe today with "severe" retaliation over the publication of cartoons of the prophet Muhammad, the AP reports. The audio recording of bin Laden surfaced on the fifth anniversary of the Iraq war, though he made no mention of it, and a day before the Muslim world celebrates Muhammad's birthday. One expert said the voice appeared to be bin Laden's, but he noted that it had no reference points to show when it was recorded.http://www.newser.com/story/22013/bin-laden-threatens-europe.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThu, 20 Mar 2008 5:54:43 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/21980/bush-noble-iraq-war-must-go-on.html?refid=rss_all_defaultPresident Bush argued for continuing the Iraq war today on the fifth anniversary of its start, saying the "battle in Iraq is noble, it is necessary, and it is just." Outlining the horrors of Sadam’s regime, Bush thundered, “Because we acted, the world is better,” and called the initial campaign a “remarkable display of military effectiveness.”http://www.newser.com/story/21980/bush-noble-iraq-war-must-go-on.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThu, 20 Mar 2008 5:42:38 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/21939/bush-sees-success-as-iraq-war-turns-5.html?refid=rss_all_defaultOn the fifth anniversary of launching the shock-and-awe assault that toppled Saddam Hussein's regime in Iraq, President Bush will make a major speech at the Pentagon today, CNN reports. In excerpts from the speech he acknowledges that "the fight in Iraq was faltering," but praises the progress in the last year. "The surge has done more than turn the situation in Iraq around; it has opened the door to a major strategic victory in the broader war on terror."http://www.newser.com/story/21939/bush-sees-success-as-iraq-war-turns-5.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThu, 20 Mar 2008 5:42:38 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/21890/divorce-judge-blasts-mills-as-inaccurate.html?refid=rss_all_defaultHeather Mills was an “inconsistent and inaccurate” witness in her divorce hearings with Paul McCartney, the case judge said today. He described the ex-Beatle’s ex as “less than candid” and “less than impressive,” but tempered his critique by noting that Mills is a “kindly individual” who showed “steely, yet courteous determination” in representing herself in court, the Daily Telegraph reports.http://www.newser.com/story/21890/divorce-judge-blasts-mills-as-inaccurate.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThu, 20 Mar 2008 5:44:14 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/21699/michael-jackson-comeback-in-the-works.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThe King of Pop is cooking up what one TV pundit calls "the biggest comeback since Lazarus," the Observer reports. After years of legal and financial woes and self-imposed exile, the Gloved One is forging new material and planning a possible concert tour, reportedly collaborating with pop culture icons like Will.i.am and American Idol creator Simon Fuller.http://www.newser.com/story/21699/michael-jackson-comeback-in-the-works.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThu, 20 Mar 2008 5:43:28 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/21918/detroit-mayor-rejects-call-for-resignation.html?refid=rss_all_defaultDetroit's beleaguered mayor says he'll stick around, even though the City Council voted today to to call for his resignation. A nonbinding resolution asking Kwame Kilpatrick to step down passed 7-1, the Detroit Free Press reports. "My reaction is, OK, now since it's over, it has no effect, it's not binding, let's get back to work," Kilpatrick said.http://www.newser.com/story/21918/detroit-mayor-rejects-call-for-resignation.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThu, 20 Mar 2008 5:49:51 CDT