﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Fools! from Newser</title><description /><link>http://www.newser.com/</link><copyright>2008 - Newser</copyright><language>en-us</language><generator>Newser Feed Generator</generator><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 2:40:38 CST</pubDate><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/26018/bush-blames-congress-for-economic-sloth.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Bush Blames Congress for Economic Sloth</title><description>President Bush conceded that “it’s a very slow economy” one day ahead of possibly ugly GDP numbers, the  New York Times  reports, and said Congress is dragging its feet on gas prices, the mortgage crisis, farm subsidies and student loans. The Democratic-controlled legislature should be “sending me sensible and effective bills,” he said, not ones "that simply look like political statements.”</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/26018/bush-blames-congress-for-economic-sloth.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:00:06 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/26019/clinton-preparing-for-oreilly-factor-debut.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Clinton Preparing For O'Reilly Factor Debut</title><description>Hillary Clinton will sit down for the first time with Bill O’Reilly tomorrow, the  Los Angeles Times  reports. After months of a virtual Democratic boycott of Fox News, and days after Barack Obama sat down with Chris Wallace, the former first lady will face the network’s most famous anchor in an interview to air tomorrow and Thursday on  The O’Reilly Factor .</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/26019/clinton-preparing-for-oreilly-factor-debut.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:00:37 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/25909/wright-blasts-attacks-on-black-church.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Wright Blasts 'Attacks on Black Church'</title><description>Jeremiah Wright gave an impassioned speech this morning, calling the controversy around his theology and statements "an attack on the black church, not an attack on Jeremiah Wright." He said the press "made a fool out of itself" over black church traditions, which he called "different," not "divisive." The Navy vet dismissed charges he's not patriotic, saying, “I served six years in the military, does that make me patriotic? How many years did Cheney serve?”</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/25909/wright-blasts-attacks-on-black-church.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:01:04 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/25721/winehouse-cautioned-after-night-in-cell.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Winehouse 'Cautioned' After Night in Cell</title><description>Amy Winehouse spent the night behind bars after showing up 3 hours late for questioning yesterday on Tuesday's head-butting and punching assault on two men outside a London bar, the  Times  reports. The visibly distressed singer was arrested and held overnight because a doctor deemed her “unfit to be interviewed.” This morning she was questioned and released with a "caution."</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/25721/winehouse-cautioned-after-night-in-cell.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:59:31 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/25682/so-thats-whats-under-the-beehive.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>So That's What's Under the Beehive</title><description>Amy Winehouse may not always look like $20 million, but that’s how much she’s worth, according to the  Times  of London. The 24-year-old singer has had a troubled year—today, for example, she was arrested for assault after an alleged rampage Wednesday night—but she’s together enough financially to crack the  Times’  Young Music Millionaires list for the first time.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/25682/so-thats-whats-under-the-beehive.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:59:31 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/22523/top-reasons-to-ogle-dwts.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Top Reasons to Ogle DWTS</title><description>Go on, admit it:  Dancing With the Stars  has you glued to the tube like a nude bodysuit on a ballroom dancer. Don’t worry—Annie Barrett of  Entertainment Weekly  is right there with you. She shares the 15 reasons she’s a  Dancing  fool.         Stars dancing with gusto, no matter how goofy.       Campy men who get campier as they get older (ahem, Jerry Springer).       Out-of-control costumes: sequins, spangles, feathers, masks!</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/22523/top-reasons-to-ogle-dwts.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 7:20:14 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/21377/poo-poo-to-navel-gazing-look-lower.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Poo-Poo to Navel-Gazing: Look Lower</title><description>Poop isn't just joke fodder, Leslie Crawford writes in Salon, it can also be a vital way to assess your health and well-being, and Americans are being prompted to scrutinize (and rhapsodize over) what they produce in a variety of media. From Oprah to the popular book  What's Your Poo Telling You? , the virtues of a good bowel movement might never have been more widely extolled.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/21377/poo-poo-to-navel-gazing-look-lower.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 7:21:59 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/20413/hot-sites-take-voters-for-a-ride.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Hot Sites Take Voters for a Ride</title><description>Barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com is the latest internet fad: a simple web page that displays a seemingly inexhaustible supply of (likely fictitious) good deeds Barack Obama did for you. He "added you as a friend," "built you a robot," and "made you a mixtape," to start. But what, the  Boston Phoenix  asks, is the intent behind the site? A pro-Obama-mania celebration? A criticism of the candidate’s ethereal promises?</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/20413/hot-sites-take-voters-for-a-ride.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 7:21:59 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/19588/hotel-pays-staff-to-sniff-out-smoking-guests.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Hotel Pays Staff to Sniff Out Smoking Guests</title><description>That chocolate on your pillow may be a bit of a Judas kiss: Chicago's Swissotel isn't the first hotel to fine sneaky smokers who break its puff-free policy, but it is the nation's first to pay staff to sniff out offending guests, reports the  Chicago Tribune . Spraying air freshener won't fool its housekeepers, who get a $10 reward per scofflaw. They, in turn, get slapped with a $250 fine.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/19588/hotel-pays-staff-to-sniff-out-smoking-guests.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 7:20:14 CDT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>