﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Lala LiLo from Newser</title><description>Is she as weird as she seems?  Follow the news here.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/</link><copyright>2008 - Newser</copyright><language>en-us</language><generator>Newser Feed Generator</generator><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 3:53:14 CST</pubDate><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/42815/sam-growls-over-peta-flour-bomb.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Sam Growls Over PETA 'Flour Bomb'</title><description>Fur-wearing Lindsay Lohan was "flour bombed" by a PETA activist in Paris over the weekend, and lover Samantha Ronson is whining about it, reports E! Online. "My dog is far more civilized than that person," Ronson sniffs in her MySpace blog. The activist dumped a bag of flour over Lohan at a Paris nightclub for wearing a fur coat, yelling: "Lindsay Lohan, fur hag!"</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/42815/sam-growls-over-peta-flour-bomb.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 11:27:33 CST</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/42303/lilo-a-lesbian-no-bisexual-maybe-yeah.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>LiLo a Lesbian? 'No.' Bisexual? 'Maybe. Yeah.'</title><description>Lindsay Lohan appears to be growing up, discussing her wild-child image, her career, relationship, and family drama over a Shirley Temple with  Harper’s Bazaar . The actress, who called her old life “not OK,” said she is happy and working toward new goals. She alluded to rumored girlfriend Samantha Ronson and admitted she might classify herself as bisexual, but not lesbian.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/42303/lilo-a-lesbian-no-bisexual-maybe-yeah.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 5:30:38 CST</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/41094/friends-say-lilos-too-skinny.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Friends Say LiLo's Too Skinny</title><description>Lindsay Lohan's dropped 14 pounds, and friends worry her skinny-mini girlfriend might be the reason, the  Boston Globe  reports. “Since falling in love with Samantha Ronson—who is naturally very slim—Lindsay seems desperate to lose more weight,” a source says. But Lohan, who's denied eating disorder rumors before, says her diet is healthy and includes “sushi, pasta salad, and lots of green vegetables.”</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/41094/friends-say-lilos-too-skinny.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:51:57 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/41008/papa-lohan-sorry-for-sam-slam.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Papa Lohan Sorry for Sam Slam</title><description>Michael Lohan is, er, publicly really sorry for publicly slamming La Lohan's girlfriend on a gossip website,  New York  magazine reports. Lohan calls himself "a Christian" and says he regrets everything he said about Samantha Ronson (especially that bit about calling her "dark, hideous, and a disgusting representation of humanity.") Lohan says he was just trying to "reach out" to his daughter.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/41008/papa-lohan-sorry-for-sam-slam.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 8:27:47 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/40930/lilo-hearts-sam-wont-rule-out-guys.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>LiLo Hearts Sam, Won't Rule Out Guys</title><description>Lindsay Lohan isn't taking back any confessions of love for Samantha Ronson, but she's also not restricting her options, friends of the star tell the  New York Daily News . Lohan "would date a guy next" if things fizzled with her DJ girlfriend, and plans to make it clear in an upcoming interview that she's not a lesbian.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/40930/lilo-hearts-sam-wont-rule-out-guys.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 10:37:45 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/40565/lohan-sued-for-wild-high-speed-car-chase.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Lohan Sued for Wild High-Speed Car Chase</title><description>Lindsay Lohan is being sued by three men who claim the star made them unwilling passengers in a high-speed car chase, reports Access Hollywood. The trio say the "highly intoxicated, as well as angry and aggressive" Lohan drove off with the SUV they were sitting in to chase her assistant after a 2007 party.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/40565/lohan-sued-for-wild-high-speed-car-chase.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:15:16 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/39834/lilos-halloween-costume-sarah-palin.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>LiLo's Halloween Costume? Sarah Palin</title><description>Lindsay Lohan will strike out at Sarah Palin, whom she has described as a “media-obsessed homophobe,” by pretending to be her for Halloween, the  New York Daily News  reports. The actress promises the glasses, red suit and cleavage. The icing on the cake: Lohan’s lover Samantha Ronson will cross-dress as Alaska’s “First Dude,” Todd Palin.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/39834/lilos-halloween-costume-sarah-palin.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:07:07 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/38479/lilo-may-seek-protection-from-erratic-dad.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>LiLo May Seek Protection From 'Erratic' Dad</title><description>Lindsay Lohan is so scared of her father that she is considering taking out an order of protection against him, the  New York Post  reports. "He's behaving so erratically that she's terrified he'll do something to her," said a source. "She's contacted her lawyer to arrange this." Lindsay Lohan's sister and mother already have orders of protection again Michael Lohan.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/38479/lilo-may-seek-protection-from-erratic-dad.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 8:48:14 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/38264/lilo-to-scary-dad-i-love-sam.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>LiLo to 'Scary' Dad: I Love Sam</title><description>Lindsay Lohan is choosing girlfriend Samantha Ronson over her dad, the  New York Post  reports, after Michael Lohan called the DJ a “dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity” in a weekend email. “My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods,” the actress fired back. “He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren't speaking.”</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/38264/lilo-to-scary-dad-i-love-sam.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 9:21:28 CDT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>