Who's dating who? Who's breaking up with whom? And if they are not breaking up, they are drugging up or getting depressed. Celebrity shenanigans more resemble high school than normal adult life.http://www.newser.com/2008 - Newseren-usNewser Feed GeneratorThu, 20 Nov 2008 1:45:15 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/43124/hathaways-new-man-a-bad-seed-too.html?refid=rss_all_defaultAnne Hathaway has a “sexy” new man, and he’s no high-flying fraudster like her now-in-prison ex, but they may share a quality. Still-struggling actor Adam Shulman is an “opportunist,” a source tells the New York Post . “When he was at Brown [University], he went after all the heiresses. It's like Anne is addicted to losers.”http://www.newser.com/story/43124/hathaways-new-man-a-bad-seed-too.html?refid=rss_all_defaultWed, 19 Nov 2008 12:29:36 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/42606/madonna-to-gwyneth-shut-up.html?refid=rss_all_defaultMaybe Gwyneth Paltrow was just trying to help, but the star has received a tongue-lashing from pal Madonna for publicly discussing Madge’s split with Guy Ritchie, the National Enquirer reports. “If you want to help me and be supportive of me, then keep your mouth SHUT!” the Material Girl told a stunned Gwyneth. Paltrow had told reporters she was “helping Madonna through her divorce.”http://www.newser.com/story/42606/madonna-to-gwyneth-shut-up.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThu, 13 Nov 2008 13:19:05 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/42401/madonna-wants-to-direct-just-like-estranged-hubby.html?refid=rss_all_defaultMadonna may have found a new way to stick it to soon-to-be ex Guy Ritchie, the UK Sun reports. The Material Girl plans to become a major-film director—just like Ritchie. Her brother says she will move to New York from London with the kids to pursue her new goal. Madonna directed one low-budget film this year, Filth and Wisdom , and liked it so much she wants to try her hand on a grander scale.http://www.newser.com/story/42401/madonna-wants-to-direct-just-like-estranged-hubby.html?refid=rss_all_defaultTue, 11 Nov 2008 19:33:06 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/42356/madonna-shows-off-a-rod-to-friends-at-dinner.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThough Madonna denies romance with Alex Rodriguez, she recently introduced the slugger to pals at a dinner party, reports the Daily Mirror . The intimate gathering in New York annoyed Guy Ritchie, since it included some of their mutual friends. The party “showed a great deal of disrespect to him so soon after the announcement of their break-up,” a source said.http://www.newser.com/story/42356/madonna-shows-off-a-rod-to-friends-at-dinner.html?refid=rss_all_defaultTue, 11 Nov 2008 8:26:28 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/42316/madge-demands-kabbalah-water-for-boys-during-ritchie-visit.html?refid=rss_all_defaultGuy Ritchie has been happily reunited with his sons David and Rocco but they've been accompanied by a dozen demands from Madonna, the Daily Mail reports. The singer issued a strict set of rules for the boys' visit, ordering Ritchie not to speak to them about the split, not to introduce them to any female friends, to feed them a macrobiotic diet—and to make sure any water they drink is blessed by Kabbalah leaders.http://www.newser.com/story/42316/madge-demands-kabbalah-water-for-boys-during-ritchie-visit.html?refid=rss_all_defaultTue, 11 Nov 2008 2:13:33 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/42246/checklist-for-malawi-trip-passport-ticket-a-rod.html?refid=rss_all_defaultMadonna has invited Alex Rodriguez to join her on her next trip to Malawi, where she's building a "kabbalah-enlightened" school, reports the Daily News . The Yankee slugger attended the aging superstar's concert in LA last week and is also considering tagging along when her tour heads to Brazil, Chile, and Argentina next month.http://www.newser.com/story/42246/checklist-for-malawi-trip-passport-ticket-a-rod.html?refid=rss_all_defaultMon, 10 Nov 2008 8:26:25 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/42447/madge-or-ex-a-rod-cant-decide.html?refid=rss_all_defaultSounds like Alex Rodriguez is caught between a rock star and a familiar place. The Yankees’ third baseman still loves ex-wife Cynthia, reports the New York Post’s Page Six, but he’s “in awe of Madonna,” says a baseball insider. He’s reportedly asking Cynthia, his “true love and best friend,” to wait out his “obsession.” She'll have to do so alone, though: Madge doesn’t want the Rodriguezes spending any time together.http://www.newser.com/story/42447/madge-or-ex-a-rod-cant-decide.html?refid=rss_all_defaultWed, 12 Nov 2008 5:30:39 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/41884/brit-jt-to-reunite-at-madonna-show.html?refid=rss_all_defaultIt can be awkward bumping into an old flame, but Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears are banking on the Material Girl to run interference. Access Hollywood reports that the onetime lovebirds will reunite—onstage—at Madonna’s performance tonight in Los Angeles. “They’re going to be on stage, performing at some point with Madonna,” Ryan Seacrest confirms. Both have a presence on the tour already: Timberlake in Madonna’s “4 Minutes” single and Spears in a video segment.http://www.newser.com/story/41884/brit-jt-to-reunite-at-madonna-show.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThu, 06 Nov 2008 10:01:18 CSThttp://www.newser.com/story/41410/seinfeld-helps-madge-with-secret-a-rod-reunion.html?refid=rss_all_defaultLess than a week after she split with her husband, Madonna arranged for a clandestine meeting with her Kabbalah "soul mate," Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez. They each flew from Manhattan to East Hampton in separate helicopters where Jerry Seinfeld and his wife picked them up and squired them to the Seinfelds' waterfront mansion, spies tell the New York Post . The Oct. 21st rendezvous lasted only four hours before the newly single A-Rod and Madge left again the way they came.http://www.newser.com/story/41410/seinfeld-helps-madge-with-secret-a-rod-reunion.html?refid=rss_all_defaultFri, 31 Oct 2008 7:30:41 CDT