﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Celebs Misbehaving from Newser</title><description>Forget headshots: The mugshot is the currency of choice in Hollywood these days. Not that Tinseltown holds a monopoly on bad behavior. For celebs of all stripes, from starlets to sports stars, politicians to punk rockers, the occasional DUI, drug bust, or nightclub assault seems to come with the paparazzi-laden territory.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/</link><copyright>2008 - Newser</copyright><language>en-us</language><generator>Newser Feed Generator</generator><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 7:13:21 CDT</pubDate><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/39280/papa-lohan-invites-your-best-jab.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Papa Lohan Invites Your Best Jab</title><description>Step right up and be the next to knock out Michael Lohan, best known for using his platform as a celeb’s father to pitch his own outsized opinions. The highest bidder at a Long Island charity boxing match will get to take on Papa Lohan inside the ring Nov. 24,  Newsday  reports. Act quickly, or Lindsay may beat you to the punch.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/39280/papa-lohan-invites-your-best-jab.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:00:00 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/39153/simpson-facing-very-hard-years-in-prison.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Simpson Facing 'Very Hard Years' in Prison</title><description>Don't expect a miracle legal rescue to set OJ Simpson free anytime soon, writes Richard Abowitz in the Los Angeles  Times . Simpson will be imprisoned until his December sentencing—the judge didn't have to do that but chose to anyway—then sent into the Nevada prison system. His appeal probably won't reach the courtroom for at least 2 years.  "These are likely to be very hard years for Simpson," says Abowitz. "Nevada's prison system is not meant for celebrities."</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/39153/simpson-facing-very-hard-years-in-prison.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 13:18:02 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/38950/reporter-dropped-dime-on-locklear-pocketed-25k.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Reporter Dropped Dime on Locklear, Pocketed $25K</title><description>A former magazine editor collected $27,500 from a gossip internet site after making the 911 phone call that led to Heather Locklear's DUI bust, reports ABC News. Jill Ishkanian, a one-time editor at  Us Weekly  magazine, called the cops after spotting Lockyear in the parking lot of a California supermarket. Ishkanian snapped photos when the cops arrived and unloaded them to TMZ.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/38950/reporter-dropped-dime-on-locklear-pocketed-25k.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 4:12:21 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/38876/spears-camp-working-to-ko-sex-tape.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Spears Camp Working to KO Sex Tape</title><description>Rumors that Britney Spears’ paparazzo ex-boyfriend is shopping a sex tape of the star during her drug-addled, depression-ridden breakdown have prompted her camp to act to squash the video—at any cost. While a Spears insider denies the existence of the tape to E! Online, the  Sun  reports that Brit’s team wants to buy the tape themselves to protect her comeback.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/38876/spears-camp-working-to-ko-sex-tape.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 9:29:12 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/38812/stone-planned-to-botox-8-year-old-son.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Stone Planned to Botox 8-Year-Old Son</title><description>Actress Sharon Stone consistently overreacted to what she saw as medical issues involving her young son and once planned to use botox injections in his feet to stop foot odor, TMZ reports. The bizarre behavior surfaced in a judge's ruling granting custody of 8-year-old Roan to his father, San Francisco newspaperman Phil Bronstein.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/38812/stone-planned-to-botox-8-year-old-son.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:49:55 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/38660/quaid-ryan-blame-game-escalates.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Quaid-Ryan Blame Game Escalates</title><description>Dennis Quaid is firing back at ex-wife Meg Ryan, who now says he cheated on her before she famously stepped out with Russell Crowe. "It was eight years ago, and I find it unbelievable that Meg continues publicly to rehash and rewrite the story of our relationship," the actor told the  Daily News . While promoting her latest flop,  The Women,  Ryan told  In Style  Quaid "was not faithful to me for a long time."</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/38660/quaid-ryan-blame-game-escalates.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 7:58:11 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/38616/locklear-nabbed-for-socal-dui.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Locklear Nabbed for SoCal DUI</title><description>California cops arrested Heather Locklear yesterday for driving under the influence of something—they're just not sure what, TMZ reports. No booze was involved and Locklear was released without bail, say police in Santa Barbara, Calif., who are still conducting drug tests. Her custody battle with ex-hubbie Richie Sambora may get intoxicating: He pleaded no contest to DUI earlier this year, with his daughter in the car.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/38616/locklear-nabbed-for-socal-dui.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 15:55:57 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/38479/lilo-may-seek-protection-from-erratic-dad.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>LiLo May Seek Protection From 'Erratic' Dad</title><description>Lindsay Lohan is so scared of her father that she is considering taking out an order of protection against him, the  New York Post  reports. "He's behaving so erratically that she's terrified he'll do something to her," said a source. "She's contacted her lawyer to arrange this." Lindsay Lohan's sister and mother already have orders of protection again Michael Lohan.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/38479/lilo-may-seek-protection-from-erratic-dad.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 8:48:14 CDT</pubDate></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.newser.com/story/38480/heroes-stars-dad-charged-with-hitting-wife.html?refid=rss_all_default</guid><title>Heroes Star's Dad Charged With Hitting Wife</title><description>Heroes  star Hayden Panettiere's father, Alan, was charged with misdemeanor battery yesterday for hitting wife Lesley. After a late night out at their 19-year-old daughter's charity event last month, he allegedly struck her "one or two times on the cheek causing bruising with a closed fist," an LA County sheriff's department rep tells  People.  He faces up to a year in jail If convicted on the misdemeanor charge.</description><link>http://www.newser.com/story/38480/heroes-stars-dad-charged-with-hitting-wife.html?refid=rss_all_default</link><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 7:16:25 CDT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>