They're tabloid gold: Even in a post-Diana era, Queen Elizabeth's brood can't seem to stay out of the papers for long. What will Wills, Harry, Charles, and Co. do next?http://www.newser.com/2008 - Newseren-usNewser Feed GeneratorThu, 28 Aug 2008 7:59:57 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/35858/queens-guards-fired-for-drugs.html?refid=rss_all_defaultFive soldiers from the Queen of England's ceremonial guard unit have been fired after testing positive for Class A drugs, reports the Times of London. A failed test is virtually a guaranteed career-ender in the British Army, and only a slim 0.8% of personnel have tested positive in the last 3 years. The three men and two women were in the Royal Horse Artillery, which represents the army during state events.http://www.newser.com/story/35858/queens-guards-fired-for-drugs.html?refid=rss_all_defaultTue, 26 Aug 2008 11:18:51 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/34326/duke-seeking-more-privacy-for-british-royals.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThe Duke of Edinburgh is using a recent ruling by Britain’s High Court—one that sided against the press in the unfortunate Max Mosley Nazi sex scandal—as the basis for a legal challenge to win more privacy for the royal family, the Daily Telegraph reports. Prince Philip is taking a complaint against a paper that alleged he has prostate cancer to Britain’s Press Complaints Commission, hoping it will rule such information outside the realm of “public interest.”http://www.newser.com/story/34326/duke-seeking-more-privacy-for-british-royals.html?refid=rss_all_defaultWed, 06 Aug 2008 16:41:32 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/33659/ivanka-tops-best-dressed-list.html?refid=rss_all_defaultVanity Fair ’s International Best-Dressed List holds few surprises. True, it includes David Beckham while omitting his wife, Victoria, but overall the roster is rich with royals and light on poor people. The top 10: Heiress and exec Ivanka Trump Would-be American first lady Michelle Obama French first lady and pop star Carla Bruni-Sarkozyhttp://www.newser.com/story/33659/ivanka-tops-best-dressed-list.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThu, 31 Jul 2008 17:25:24 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/33806/queen-victorias-giant-knickers-fetch-9k.html?refid=rss_all_defaultA pair of bloomers that belonged to Queen Victoria were auctioned off yesterday for $9,000, almost ten times the expected price, the BBC reports. The royal knickers, which sport a 50-inch waist and a "VR" monogram, date from the 1890s. The queen was apparently "a very big lady," noted the auctioneer. The bloomers were part of a trove of memorabilia stashed over the years by royal servant "Backstairs Billy," who died last year.http://www.newser.com/story/33806/queen-victorias-giant-knickers-fetch-9k.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThu, 31 Jul 2008 0:34:48 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/31461/wills-ship-busts-coke-runner.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThe Royal Navy warship Prince William is serving on busted a speedboat carrying $80 million worth of cocaine northeast of Barbados, the Sun reports. The Ministry of Defense said today that Wills was “part of the ship’s company” but would not specify his exact role when they intercepted the 50-foot boat, supposedly en route to Europe or West Africa.http://www.newser.com/story/31461/wills-ship-busts-coke-runner.html?refid=rss_all_defaultWed, 02 Jul 2008 9:31:04 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/31262/windsor-bills-a-royal-pain-for-taxpayers.html?refid=rss_all_defaultBritain’s royal family is facing the effects of tough financial times, ABC News reports—but it's easier to cope when you have taxpayers to foot the monarchy's $80 million in annual expenses. While that’s just $1.30 per taxpayer, Buckingham Palace says, critics note unnecessary expenses, like a $44,000 helicopter trip to the Kentucky Derby.http://www.newser.com/story/31262/windsor-bills-a-royal-pain-for-taxpayers.html?refid=rss_all_defaultMon, 30 Jun 2008 5:16:27 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/30340/mom-of-princes-girlfriend-set-to-meet-queen.html?refid=rss_all_defaultThe mother of Prince William's girlfriend is set to meet Queen Elizabeth tomorrow, the Telegraph reports, with Carole Middleton scoring an invitation to the royal box at the Ascot races. The news intensified speculation that Kate Middleton and Prince Charles' elder son could soon be engaged, seven years after meeting at university.http://www.newser.com/story/30340/mom-of-princes-girlfriend-set-to-meet-queen.html?refid=rss_all_defaultWed, 18 Jun 2008 14:12:55 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/30096/did-the-butler-do-it-with-di.html?refid=rss_all_defaultDid Princess Diana bed her royal butler? That’s what Paul Burrell's brother-in-law tells the News of the World , per a 1993 pub confession. "He suddenly tells me he's been having a sexual relationship with Princess Diana," Ron Cosgrove said. “He said they did it in the bedroom, the bath, everywhere. He claimed Diana liked to be domineering.”http://www.newser.com/story/30096/did-the-butler-do-it-with-di.html?refid=rss_all_defaultMon, 16 Jun 2008 8:35:44 CDThttp://www.newser.com/story/30006/princess-caught-prancing-naked-at-school.html?refid=rss_all_defaultPrincess Eugenie got a stern rebuke from school officials after prancing naked around her college campus last month. The Duke of York's daughter reportedly downed drinks with friends before dancing in the buff around the £23,000-a-year school. Their playful shrieks awoke senior staff. "It was nothing more than high jinks at the end of term,” a royal source told the Press Association.http://www.newser.com/story/30006/princess-caught-prancing-naked-at-school.html?refid=rss_all_defaultSat, 14 Jun 2008 14:03:45 CDT